TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

good one mate

not bad bro lmao

good

John is in a golfing competition. He is 19 under par so he's pretty much going to win. So he lets his wife have a go. She swings really hard and accidentally breaks into a caravan/motorhome window.

She says, "We should go back to the lodge to check for the owner."

There is a man standing there. He says "Did you break my window?"

They replied "Yes, how much do we owe you?"

The man replies, "Oh no!, I am a genie! I've been trapped in a small vase in that caravan for 1000 years! And you have just freed me! I will give you three wishes but I want to keep one for myself."

The couple agrees to the deal.

John says, "I want 2 million dollars a day for the rest of my life."
The genie says, "As a bonus, I will also spare you from Tax and financial troubles."

His wife says, "I want 4 houses in ever country in the world."
The genie replies, "As a bonus, I will make sure your house is safe from theft and natural disasters."

The genie says, "For my wish, I want to sleep with your wife just once."

The couple spend some time to figure this out. They both agreed as they both loved each other and this was for billions of dollars worth of stuff.

So after the genie has his way with her, he says,

"How old are you?"
And she replies, "I am 31."
Then the man says, "You're 31 and you still believe in genies!"

Fantastic

nice one

good one