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Who Would You Elect?? It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates. Who are they?
Candidate A: Associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy every evening. Candidate C: Is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, and only drinks an occasional beer. Which of these candidates was your choice? Candidate B: is Winston Churchill Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler |
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ha ha. not much of a choice..candidate d: homer simpson
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