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Old 03-13-2008, 06:27 AM
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom


HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
 
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:01 AM
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Hi denrad
Welcome to Torrent Finder make an into post so we can know each other better

and thanks for the post, it really made me laugh for a long time

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Old 03-22-2008, 09:34 PM
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nice post!!
i particularly enjoyed this one

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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom
 

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Old 03-30-2008, 07:56 PM
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I saw something like this a few weeks ago, this is the longer version of it. still made me laugh
 
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Old 04-19-2008, 12:55 PM
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Thanks for posting this I really enjoyed it
 
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