Genie Joke

John is in a golfing competition. He is 19 under par so he's pretty much going to win. So he lets his wife have a go. She swings really hard and accidentally breaks into a caravan/motorhome window.

She says, "We should go back to the lodge to check for the owner."

There is a man standing there. He says "Did you break my window?"

They replied "Yes, how much do we owe you?"

The man replies, "Oh no!, I am a genie! I've been trapped in a small vase in that caravan for 1000 years! And you have just freed me! I will give you three wishes but I want to keep one for myself."

The couple agrees to the deal.

John says, "I want 2 million dollars a day for the rest of my life."
The genie says, "As a bonus, I will also spare you from Tax and financial troubles."

His wife says, "I want 4 houses in ever country in the world."
The genie replies, "As a bonus, I will make sure your house is safe from theft and natural disasters."

The genie says, "For my wish, I want to sleep with your wife just once."

The couple spend some time to figure this out. They both agreed as they both loved each other and this was for billions of dollars worth of stuff.

So after the genie has his way with her, he says,

"How old are you?"
And she replies, "I am 31."
Then the man says, "You're 31 and you still believe in genies!"

Lol good one

thanks.

hehe ..Nice one toloratedmeat .

haha very nice , this one is cool

LMAO!!!!

This is GREAT!

Cheers for this one mate

Nice one!

Funnyz

Laurel and Hardy were fighthing .Their father came into the room.Laurel asks his father:\"Is black a color?\"...\"Yes\", answered his father...\"Is white a color?\"...\"Yes\", answered again his father...\"See?It\'s true that I bought you a colourd TV\", said Laurel to his father. :lol:

lol i lold